December 07, 2002

Spam

I don't want a bigger penis!! I don't want a US mortgage !! (stop decreasing interest rates Greenspan, since your decisions generate spam) I don't want US healthCare !! I don't want marketing (I'm not Bill..) I don't want discounted cigarettes !! (although I smoke, but hard to get anywhere else than in Holland) I don't want insurance on my life !! (who wants that anyway, since if you are dead, how the hell do you spend the money and why do they call it life insurance anyway ? Do they insure that I will always live??) I want to receive a mail from the women of my dreams asking me out on a date though, but yeah that is something I don't consider to be spam... Posted by mvdb at December 7, 2002 08:44 PM